Romney Gets X-Ray to Prove He’s Not a Robot
PHILADELPHIA – Reality star Mitt Romney was so sick of people questioning whether he was a robot, he had an x-ray taken to prove he is...
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Cutting-Edge Church Baptizes Members into the American Dream
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Negative Political Ads Help Heal American Soul
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Research Shows Teenagers Can Live Without Food If They Can Text
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Newly Discovered Twin Earth Already Has Starbucks
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Way Off the Grid: Former Players Sue NFL for Suppressing Report that Football is a Contact Sport
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North Korea Uses Kim Jong-il Funeral to Threaten Imposition of Rotary Phones on World
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Wal-Mart Announces Its Early Shopping Season is Actually for Next Year’s Christmas
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Poll: Americans Strongly Reject National Identity Card Unless It’s Called “Facebook”
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In Post Steve Jobs Surge, Apple Announces New Product Called Beta Videocassette Recorder
CUPERTINO – To great fanfare, Apple, Inc. unveiled the iBetamax video recorder as part of its continuing venture into next generation technologies, following the passing of...
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